Blade Runner review

ok, this time i will NOT write a joke review. this movie is beloved to so many people for its original screenplay, its amazing visuals, and harrison ford. Honestly, to me, this movie should have been given a different title. i think this movie should have been named "Harrison Ford Gets His Ass Kicked for 2 and 1/2 Hours: the movie", because thats exactly what the movie is. You watch Indiana Jones get the shit beat out of him and LOSE in the end, except the villain saves him for no reason. what?

ok, so this movie is about harrison ford as a guy who arrests and kills synthetic people after they have lived a full 4 years because of a new law. stupid, right? but anyway, the synthetics just keep tricking harrison through the ENTIRE FUCKING PICTURE and he just barely escapes each encounter with his life. its a wash, rinse, repeat scenario.

in contrast, the visuals are beyond stunning, and every time i see the city, it makes my jaw drop. there is soo much attention to detail and soo little attention to story that it almost brought me to tears.

overall:

this movie is entertaining if you like watching harrison ford getting his ass kicked for 2 and a half hours with coolio visuals and music, almost enough to save this film from mediocrity.

7/10